Pandas

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich.

The panda is brought his sandwich and promptly eats it.

When done eating the panda gets up, pulls out a gun, blows six holes in the
walls and starts to leave.

The owner of the restaurant shouts to the panda as he’s walking out the
door. “Why, oh why, did you do that.”

The panda, stops and turns back to the owner. The panda pulls a wildlife
guide out of his bag and starts to read out loud.

“Pandas. Native to China. Black and white fur. Eats, shoots and leaves,”

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