“The three ages of man: youth, middle age, and ‘you look good’.” — Tom Waits

Why, because the fact that there can be “only one winner” doesn’t jive with the No Child Left Behind Act. No, I’m not kidding.

Please tell me that none of my Phoenix friends fell for this.

A blizzard’s on the way so something like half the town went to the library to stock up. via LISNews