The Travelin' Librarian

I wish I were a little Apple iPod.
I wanna wear a stripey cable sock!
But if I were a little Apple iPod,
all I’d play is jazz and blues and rock!

Oh, I wish I were a little Apple iPod.
That is what I’d truly like to be.
‘Cause if I were a little Apple iPod,
everyone would dress themselves like me.
— L & G