I was walking down the street the other day when I walked past an alley. Just as I had walked by I heard an “Ouch!” come from out of the alley. I paused, not sure of what I heard and then there came another “Ouch!” I backed up a few steps and turned to look for the source of the noise. I saw an old man facing a building’s brick wall, leaning in toward the wall, forehead against it. He just stood there, not moving, and I did the same. After a few seconds he straightened up, paused, and wacked his head into the wall with another “Ouch!” I was stunned, as I’m sure he might have been too due to the force of the blow. He pasued for another ten seconds and repeated the process once again. “Ouch!” After witnessing this three more times I finally decided to ask the old man why he would be doing duch a thing to himself. I walked up to him and tapped him on the shoulder. “Excuse me, sir. If you don’t mind my asking; why are you banging you head into this brick wall?” The old man turned and looked at me with a puzzeled expression. “Why, I believe the answer to that question is rather obvious.” My look implied that it wasn’t obvious to me. “Well,” he said, “because it feels so good when I stop.”
Published by Michael Sauers
Michael Sauers is the Director of Logan Library in Logan, UT. Prior to this he was one of the founding staff and Technology Manager for Do Space in Omaha, NE. After earning his MLS in 1995 from the University at Albany's School of Information Science and Policy Michael spent his first 20 years as a librarian training other librarians in technology along with time as a public library trustee, a bookstore manager for a library friends group, a reference librarian, a technology consultant, and a bookseller. He has written dozens of articles for various journals and magazines and has published 14 books ranging from library technology, blogging, Web design, and an index to a popular horror magazine. In his spare time, he blogs at TravelinLibrarian.info, runs The Collector's Guide to Dean Koontz website at CollectingKoontz.com, takes many, many photos, and typically reads more than 100 books a year.
Unless otherwise stated, all opinions are my own and are not to be considered those of the City of Logan, UT.
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