The Travelin' Librarian Uncategorized The Zombies are coming. There’s a weapon to your left.

The Zombies are coming. There’s a weapon to your left.

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I’m looking at a mouse, keyboard, and headphones attached to my Ubuntu box so I’d go with the keyboard as a bludgeon.

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7 thoughts on “The Zombies are coming. There’s a weapon to your left.”

  1. Emily says:

    Ha! I knew that clock on my desk that I never look at would come in handy someday. (Yes, it’s directly to the left of my computer.)

  2. Amanda S says:

    Starbucks iced coffee. Jab them in the eye with the straw then run away.

  3. bentley says:

    Barcode scanner. I’ll blind ’em with science a bright red line of light.

  4. Jonathan says:

    An old-school corded phone. I suppose I could tie them down with the cords…

  5. thistlethorn says:

    A credit card. I’m doomed.

  6. Kari says:

    A textbook on Environmental Law. I can bore them into oblivion.

  7. Brian Engard says:

    A box of self-adhesive envelopes. I guess I’ll get to work paper-cutting that zed to death, or overdosing him on toxic glue.

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