The Travelin' Librarian Uncategorized The Zombies are coming. There’s a weapon to your left.
The Zombies are coming. There’s a weapon to your left.
September 10, 2010
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I’m looking at a mouse, keyboard, and headphones attached to my Ubuntu box so I’d go with the keyboard as a bludgeon.
Tags: zombies
Ha! I knew that clock on my desk that I never look at would come in handy someday. (Yes, it’s directly to the left of my computer.)
Starbucks iced coffee. Jab them in the eye with the straw then run away.
Barcode scanner. I’ll blind ’em with
sciencea bright red line of light.An old-school corded phone. I suppose I could tie them down with the cords…
A credit card. I’m doomed.
A textbook on Environmental Law. I can bore them into oblivion.
A box of self-adhesive envelopes. I guess I’ll get to work paper-cutting that zed to death, or overdosing him on toxic glue.